So this morning I made my list of things to do. Yes, I'm a list person. So, I set off to vacuum the house, which is a twice-weekly ritual (Donald is a huge help with this). Vacuuming a house with a black lab any less than twice a week results in black tumble-weeds rolling down the hallway. So, I couldn't find the vacuum. It's normally in the laundry room. I searched everywhere, every room. Just before calling my husband to ask him where it was (like he hid it or something), I found it under a pile of shirts that are waiting to be ironed. Also on my list. Wonderful reminder. So here I go. Off to vacuum. Charley is playing safely, contently in her crib under the mobile. Okay, one room down, two rooms...okay, Charley is screaming. Screaming! All of our attempts to create an immunity with her and the vacuum cleaner by running it in close proximity since she was a newborn have proved futile, because now it scares her. Turn it on. Screaming. Turn it off. Stop screaming. Hmmm. So I comforted her for a second, placed her back in the crib, on her tummy this time with toys, and quickly vacuumed the remainder of the house, with the dog who created most of the mess trailing behind me, getting tangled in the cord or standing in the very spot that needs to be vacuumed. Okay.... Vacuum... Check.
Earlier this morning, I spent what seemed like an hour making up Charley's crib. I had to change the mattress pad and sheet, which had been peed on while the sheet savers (ultimate crib sheets) were in the wash, becoming free of their sweet potato stains and drool spots. Normally I keep a clean one on hand, but somehow the rotation got screwed up. So here I go, putting on the sheet. It is like putting panty hose on an elephant. Miserable. I literally was out of breath by the end of it. And then there's putting the sheet saver back on. Are all of those snaps really necessary? But, of course, I snap them all, because if I don't, my child might choke on them, strangle herself, or worse yet, consume the entire thing, and then I'd go to jail for negligence and my cellmate, Myrtle the Murderer, would ask me, "what you in for?" and to that I would sadly reply, "I failed to snap all of the snaps." So, now, Charley is napping in her all-snapped-up crib, and I can breathe easy. Although, being a mom, there's rarely ever room for breathing easy. So...Crib Sheets.... Check. (actually I just added that to the list so I could have the pleasure of checking it off).